Teeth = Sucktastic Land

I've had problems with my teeth since before I can remember. They were OK, until I grew them back and then I ended up with crooked teeth, buck teeth and an ugly gap. It's only gotten worse. I have now lost two of my teeth, have lost three quarters of another (the ole redneck way – by way of chipping and falling out (and to think it all happened when I sprained my ankle; can you say I was a lucky son of a gun?)). I'm <em>about</em> to lose a fourth, and the fifth is <em>just</em> forming. All this before hitting my twenties. WIN.

Here recently, I've had extra problems. Since my third tooth did not actually get pulled out, the gapping hole that was once my tooth is having a hard time healing, and the rest of the tooth is coming out in sections, which I will can tell you is <em>very painful</em>. Last night, I started getting nauseous (and this is when one tiny piece was stuck and bothering the crap out of me) and woke up feeling worse. When eating breakfast, that piece came out, giving me a slice of heaven. It just came to me to look up <em>nausea</em>, and when I did, I found out <em>the reason for the stomach's involvement is thought to be the brain concluding that one of the senses is hallucinating, and further conclude that this is due to poison ingestion.</em>

Considering my tooth (well, teeth, as I'm taking antibiotics for my cavity as well) is technically shooting poison into my body, I would conclude this is why. As I have no been out of the house in a week, there is technically no way I could get sick, and since my family is not (and leaves it to be impossible for me to get sick off of nothing), I can only deduce that my forsaken teeth are messing with my body and causing me to feel a bit out of sync.

Off topic, my parents looked into the new phone books that were handed out and, once again, we are still listed at <strong>2254 Myra Street</strong>—I don't care if you know, as I could care less about the owner and his <em>precious</em> house—instead of the place we've been at for two years (since the 23rd this month.) Now we can't be stalked. :D

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Published on: June 24th, 2008
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