<ol>
<li>Stay out till 3-4 o'clock in the morning and kick my sister out of her own bed.</li>
<li>Sleep till 2-3 in the afternoon, immediately get up because you <em>have</em> to do your laundry before going to work (despite having been off the day before).</li>
<li>Refuse to pick up my sister because <del>you drank all night</del> you have to go to work.</li>
<li>Throw the clothes that were in the dryer on top of the washer <em>without folding them</em>.</li>
<li>Act like a hurricane has nothing on you by destroying everything in your path.</li>
<li>Refuse to clean out a kitten's sleep box (that'll incidentally take off <em>30 seconds</em> of your life) because you have to go to work.</li>
</ol>

Did you guess this is all from one person? This whole "bitch!queen" act this person has going on has got to <em>stop</em> because, well, there is only room for <em>one</em> "bitch!queen" in the house, and you're not it, person.

<strong>Edit (some four hours later):</strong> So upon installing Wamp Server on my computer (because Xampp decided to just <em>die</em>), I went smoothly through the process of installing and acquainting myself with the program, before realizing: I have no username and password. So upon looking in on phpMyAdmin, I found it and was greeted with this message at the bottom of the page:

<p class="tc">"Your configuration file contains settings ([blank] with no password) that correspond to the default MySQL privileged account. Your MySQL server is running with this default, is open to intrusion, and you really should fix this security hole."</p>

*roll eye* That sounds like my 8-year-old neighbor telling me last year "you really need to shave your armpits." Yes, 8-year-old MySQL database persona! I will fix it because I really should!