If you’re here, you’re viewing my Animals page! There are a lot of them, but they’re all worth it! I’ll start with my demon children (2 of 3 cats) and my sister’s Satan’s (the dogs). I’ll finish with a sweet (but a nomad) tortoise.

Butters was adopted as an adult at roughly the age of 2, in 2020. That’d make him 5, but he’s always been young-going-on-95 years old. He likes making biscuits on your bare skin, can’t go more than 20 minutes without eating, and screams his every thought. No redeeming qualities, but he’s “family”. (Just kidding, I love him too. I give him nose kisses (mostly to keep him in line).)

Alex was adopted December 11th, 2023, making his birthday roughly around beginning to middle-October. He’s an orange cat, like Butters, and like Butters, he loves cuddles, but unlike Butters, he eats anything edible, reserves an insane amount of energy at all times, and suckles his paw when he feels extra comfy and safe. He’s amazing, and also one of the many reasons I second guess having children.

Nikko is my sister’s dog, which should make him less of a dick, but it doesn’t. He’s horrible on the leash, doesn’t care about your personal space, and only listens to his Mom. He can’t meet new people due to his excitement, which in theory seems precious but in practice is annoying. He’s a German Shepherd/Beagle mix, making him the most obnoxious breed there might be. His three redeeming qualities? He’s great guard dog, he loves my niece, and he can put on a stellar puppy-dog face to get treats from his human grandmother.

Gunther was not named by us — he’s an adoption baby — but if we had, we’d have named him “Tra$h Panda”, for what he eats and how much money we spend picking up his messes. He’ll eat anything, refuses to sleep on the floor, and has trouble holding his bladder. He’s this demonic Chihuahua/Pit Bull hybrid mix that thinks he’s still a puppy, and therefore needs to be cuddled 100% of the time. Gunther’s only two saving graces is his sweet disposition, and he can be trusted around cats and children.

Terry is named after Terry Crews. He’s a very chill, awesome creature. He’s a picky eater, but likes to eat a lot and then hibernate, so it balances it out.